Month: March 2009

Sex Ed

Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, “All right students, it’s time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we’ll get started!” After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight. “Okay, class, today is a very special day in our understanding how the human body works and reacts sexually,” Miss Warden began, “up to now we have simply read our texts and looked at pictures to get a grasp of human sexual response.” “I know some of you, no let’s make that all of you will be a little embarrassed, but it is a school requirement that this lesson be taught,” Miss Warden went on, “so, without further or do, I want all of you to stand up and remove all of your clothing, right now, let’s get to it!!!” Thirty faces exchanged nervous glances with each other, and then slowly the students got to their feet and began carefully removing their garments. Almost everyone had a red face, especially the boys, because as they saw the supple of their female companions, they automatically achieved very hard erections! “Now,” ordered Miss Warden, “I want each of you to pair up with a member of the opposite sex so you all have a partner!” A minute or so later, there were fifteen pairs of students standing red faced next to each other waiting for further instructions from their teacher.
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